More!

More more more more more! I want more! And so do you, I'm guessing...just guessing.

So here's the post. It's for a low overhead business, for all you wannabe entrepreneurs.

It's a cart, you set up on the street in a populated location for lunch/business/sporting events. At the cart, you sell corn-on-the-cob, on a stick. Positioned next to the cart are two strippers, who slowly, and sensually, eat your corn-on-the-cob, dripping with butter. Then when you've captured the imagination of the stupid male office drones, or amped-up sportsfans, to purchase your ridiculously overpriced product in order to stand next to your scantily clad (and did I mention sensual) saleswomen, you spring the "I see you like the women, perhaps you'd appreciate the cart's other offerings?" At which time you drop down a hidden covering of the cart, which reveals your collection of for-sale porn!

I call it "The Cart of Corn and Porn" and while I'm not yet willing to risk my personal capital on the venture, I'm almost positive it would be profitable. Providing the strippers (or actresses in the magazines/DVD's you were selling) would work for free corn.