Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Bees

Okay, the stove's clean, the pans are washed, and the new poster is up. Perhaps I can duplicate the eaten post.

It goes something like this.

1) The goat is the oldest domesticated food animal.

2) The goat's young is called a kid.

3) The kid bleats out a cry that sounds a hell of a lot like a human offspring (kid)

4) "They" say you should play classical music for an unborn child, as it may make the child smarter.

5) Obviously an unborn child can process and comprehend sounds from outside the womb.

6) Since the goat has been with us since civilization started, obviously their sounds have been too. Which may have resulted in the vocal commonality between kids, and kids. (if you get my drift.) Anyone who's heard the goat bleating, and a human child crying, knows there is some commonality.

7) Now, (human) kids today haven't been around (goat) kids for decades, if not longer, so it's likely that somehow the impressions are passed down thru genetic memory, spiritually, or by some other way we don't quite yet understand.

8) Anyways, I was wondering what (human) kids might have sounded like, before we domesticated goats.

9) Evidence of bee domestication is first found some 5000 years ago in Egypt. (mummies anyone)

10) So what kind of impression have they (with their creepy insect society) have had on our development and evolution.

11) And who named them bees?

1 comment:

D.T. said...

Since I have no historical data...I'll have to say the Aye's have it. I mean, the Aays.