IT'S THE 600th POST ON FJORD!!!!
(obviously it's because we like you)
Friday knows that this day is the one holiday that's truly designed for drunks. It's wondrous and magical, and there's only one thing that can ruin it.
Weaponized Leprechauns.
Yeah, we know about weaponized sharks, weaponized deathbots, and weaponized electrons, however, this might be the most insidious weapon ever devised. Deep in the Pentagon's dungeons of the Special and Magical creature detention facility, (where they perform other creepy experiments) scientists have been genetically tinkering on Leprechauns, in order to turn them into controllable W.P.O.T.D (Wee-People Of Terrible Destruction.)
Ever seen an army turned into a field of Shamrocks? A secure facility breached by a teleportation? Guards drunk instantaneously on Irish Whisky? Well, that's cause you haven't seen the awesome power of a W.P.O.T.P.
However, knowing Friday like we do, we also know he's not the kind of guy to worry about that kind of stuff, until it's in front of him, messing with his good time. In which case, he will deal with all threats with equal ruthlessness. And that's what needs to be said tonight. Friday will take care of evil leprechauns, and spend an evening getting smashed and playing harmless pranks with the good ones. You should do the same.
Happy Friday
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