Monday, November 14, 2005

It could go either way...

This weekend, Papa Tsunami was in town, and while he was here, I gots some, "culture." Of course, living in a megalopolis like L.A., there's tons of stuff happnin', but I rarely do anything about it. As it turns out, I went to the outstanding Getty Center, where I got lucky, and caught an exhibit of a kickass photographer named Weege. Over here's a sample of his work. Anyways, we also took in a symphonic performance at Disney Hall, which was also pretty damn impressive.

But I think tonight, I'd like to inquire if anyone else but me thinks
mermaids are sexy?

They're pretty, elusive, got magical powers, are rarely shy about covering their breasts, and I've wondered over the span of some 20-odd years, how exactly are you supposed to act out your manly (er...humanid) desires on, umm...the lower erogenous zones when there ain't exactly an obvious erogenous zone. My thinking on the issue is that, it would become obvious what to do, if you were locked in a passionate act with a mermaid (or mermen - fer you Fairest of Fjordian readers...which is pretty damn fair, since, as I've mentioned before Fjord readers have been statistically proven to be uber-hot.)

Since I'm not quite myself tonight, I'd like to finish up this post by musing on the word erogenous. Does it surprise anyone that the word is derived from the spawn of Venus,
Eros?
Of course not.

Well, if anyone has any insight into this kind of thing, it'd be you, handsome/gorgeous Fjordlings. Perhaps you'd like to share with the class?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey That's my Papa Tsunami you are talking about. Though I didn't know I had a Papa Tsunami until just then.

D.T. said...

Okay...#1, I've been doing a damn good job keeping your top-secret identity..err...secret all this time! And I dunno if your surperiors over at cyber-warfare command are gonna want yer name shot all over the internets...what with your security clearance what it is...

and second...the real question is
What the hell do you think of mermaids?