Enter...Anzor MK IV!

Tonight...it's coffee. Dark as sin, strong as a Peterbuilt, and rich as Corinthian leather. There's just too much for me to deal with tonite, to be drinking a cocktail, and everybody here can agree that water's obsolete. (except, of course in Fjords, and in fjountains.)

So, tonight, my mind is filled up with comic-book style frames of zombies and robots battling killer monkeys and junk-yard-dogs.

The Anzor MK IV wraps Puddles the Monkey around the neck with a long steel tentacle. It begins to squeeze tightly, and Puddles makes gasping sounds - flailing madly against the steel with his tiny monkey fists. His blows do no good. However, Rex, Zero and Spike rush up, leaping into the air...their Rotweiller fangs bared. Rex bites off Anzor's antenna, and drags it away - ripping wires out of Anzor's head! One of the eyes goes dark, but he continues to squeeze Puddles' throat. The poor monkey is turning blue. That's when Zero and Spike leap up, and fasten onto the strange and lethal appendage (ooh - good band name there...LETHAL APPENDAGE!) Their powerful teeth begin to sever the servers and mechanisms. Puddles drops to the ground and scrambles to the top of a shattered refrigerator.

Anzor flips to another weapons system - a viscous flame thrower. He fries poor Zero into a blackened husk. Spike runs off dodging. However, he's seized by a pack of zombies, which proceed to rip him limb-from limb. However, from his refrigerator perch, Puddles commands his monkey army to swarm the zombies. There are strange flailings and moans from the zombies, which mix with the battle-screams of the monkeys! Anzor turns his targeting systems on the writhing mass of allies and friends. He means to fry them all! His computer brain establishes a lock, but a split-second before he can fire, (his er, fire) Rex pulls enough wire out of Anzor's head, to disrupt the internal processors. Anzor goes limp.

Ohmygod! What will happen next!?!?
I'd like to bring up an installment of
"Choose your own ending"
1) ANZOR's Brother-bot KILLZOR MK VIII arrives, and destroys the monkeys and zombies with well-aimed machine-gun-fire. He's then rendered immobile by Rex, as Puddles pounds his head in with a metal sink.
2) The zombies are able to withstand the monkey-army attack, and instead turn the monkeys into zombies! Then the combined Zombie Monkey and Zombie Human armies begin to run amok. Rex outruns his foes, and using his powerful howling voice, assembles an insanely-vast army of dogs, wolves, foxes, and hyenas - which fight the zombie army to a standstill. An uneasy truce is broken as KILLZOR MK VIII, disguised as a dog, kills Rex. The insanely-vast army of dogs, wolves, foxes and hyenas are leaderless...and run off to the woods to hide, making occasional attacks on Petco warehouses to support a guerilla movement.
3)Puddles's monkey army proves to be too much for the zombies...and thru virtue of their monkey-immune system, can't actually be turned into zombies. With his brother, and his zombie-allies destroyed, KILLZOR MK VIII finds his way to Japan, where he enjoys celebrity status, making appearances at robot conventions and on strange television shows.

The End

Before I go away...I want to point out that our good friend Borat has been sued by Khazakh authorities. I'm sure he'd appreciate our thoughts and prayers to get through these troubling times.