Here's the NEWZ!
38 Venzuelans killed by vampire bat!
"...The common vampire bat, which feeds on mammals' blood, swoops down and generally approaches its sleeping prey on the ground. The bat then makes a small incision with its teeth, and an anticoagulant in its saliva keeps the blood flowing while it drinks the blood. Symptoms of rabies include fever, tingling in the feet followed by paralysis, and an extreme fear of water."
"Extreme fear of water" is a very strange symptom of anything, dontchathink?
Anyhoo - no reports of those killed coming back as undead blood-sucking human-form vampires - but keep yer eyes peeled, yaknow, just in case.
(might wanna get some priest to bless some water in yer joint too.
Wait, scratch that, have a priest bless your faucet - that way all your water will come out holy water! Word!)
P.S. "Anticoagulant" would be an awesome band name.
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