I found this in the cellar of my emailbox. I don't know which book it's from, who the author is, or what blog I sniped the excerpt from, but it's sheer written genius.
"It is sad," observed Grassfog, "that our friend here is dead, and we
have no wine."
"It is your custom," inquired Piro, "to become drunk when a friend
dies?"
"Not in the least," said Grassfog. "I was merely making an observation
about two conditions that are both true, and both regrettable."
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