Hell, I think there's enough time

For a quickie.

Instead of telling you a series of places I'd rather be right now, I'll tell you a series of places I'd rather not be.

1) Under the front wheel of a semi-truck carrying Wonder products.

2) Having dinner with the Bush family.

3) In the targeting scope of any U.S. Military vehicle with a mini-gun.

4) Digging thru trash cans for bottles.

5) Enduring eternal torment in Hell.

6) Standing in line for a Brett Ratner movie.

7) Fighting off Mummies.

I'm positive if I wanted to continue this list, I could...but since I'm nestled snugly into the Casa Aloha, I'll just leave you with this.

Please remember, we're all in this together.