Things I don't understand...but like

The worlds oldest fake body part. Of course, it's found in/on a mummy.

Here's the munny quote.

If true, the toe will predate the currently considered earliest practical prosthesis - a fake leg from 300BC. The Roman Capua Leg, made of bronze, was held at the Royal College of Surgeons in London but was destroyed by Luftwaffe bombs during the Second World War.

And in more futuristic kind of fucked-up-ness the munny quote is only this...

Nasa astronauts were cleared to fly while drunk at least twice, a panel set up by the US space agency has found.

Octopus? Is there anything they can't do?

Well, there's a lot of Beeb for yas, but hell, if the shoe fits...yeah? Since it's Sundaaaay, I'll give you the other little juicy tidbit that I'm totally loving.

Munny quote? Sure, why not.

Vick pleaded not guilty to federal dogfighting charges in Richmond, Virginia. In the indictment, he was accused of sponsoring a gruesome operation that often shot, hanged, drowned or electrocuted losing dogs.

Be still my tiny cold black heart, be still.