Another Necessary, Life-Changing Improvement From Your Friends At Fjord

Incontinent? Having trouble NOT pissing your pants? Does just the mere mention of the word "porcelain" cause you to leak things from your most naughty, embarrassing bits? If you're an adult Earthling with these problems, you probably think to yourself, "I'd sooner murder every last prehensile tail-less, domesticated primate I see than have them ridicule my bunchy adult diaper! Sure I could use one, in point of fact just thinking about them made me go tink-tink a little just now, but there's simply no hiding the fact that I'm wearing one and I can't have that. Nope, I'd rather just wallow in my own filth, thanks." Heh-heh......silly, stinking, shit-flinging primate, you give up too easily! You need to get yourself to Fjord!

Our Bjoys in the Fjord Ljab have worked day and night (it's actually a meth lab) to develop a new product for those of you who just can't help pissing and/or shitting your pants. This miracle product is:

Absorbo - Adult Diaper/Thong Hybrids Fit For Da Club

That's right, using some sort of space age polymers, a sponge-ish sponge material best described as sponge-ish, diaper bits and meth lab can-do, our crack team of strung out Ljab Bjoys have finally given something back to the community they've taken so, so much from. These diaper-thongs fit comfjortably in most slacks and their SOOPA-ABSORBANT linings mean they'll also fit comfjortably in the part of your brain saved for "piece of mind."

So, come on ladies! Don your favorite pair of low rider jeans and hit da club! Let us see that diaper-thong whilst you kickin' it doing the Charleston, or whatever your favorite dance of the day is! Be confident....Absorbo has you covered.......well, almost.....(also available in checkered boxer style fit for men! Yo, money, you don't need a belt tonight!)

Absorbo, isn't it time you soiled yourself in style?