Linking to the classics, so you don't have to

I really could do this all day

And now back tooooooo

Our regularly scheduled broadcast.

And now some words

Scootch. Recon Monkey. Sweetness. Blister-pak. Dance Bitch. Therimin. Dink. Fistacuffs. Hooptie. Crossbow. Glamour. Quicksand. Smuggler. Dooood. Skulldrudgery. Two-thousand-and-fucking-seven. Hades. Yep.

Momentary Tuesday Zen

You might have heard this on some commercials

Cause that's where I heard it myself. Today I wanted to know who it was, and wouldn't you know it, youtube came thru again.

Happy Monday From Channel Fjord

I thought of this the other day -- and now here it is!

It's D.T. and Hans Borg!

So this is me and Norwegian Sumo Champ Hans Borg. Hans was a pretty awesome dude, but I didn't exactly know it at the time. This might explain the "I might be broken in two at any moment" look I have in my eyes. There's a whole mess of Sumo pictures I took over here.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking...

Isn't it about time for enormous space bullets to start flying? Well, yeah. That's what this is a picture of. In the Orion Nebula - clouds of iron atoms TEN TIMES the size of Pluto's orbit around the sun are ripping through the nebula at 250 miles per second, or more than 1000 times the speed of sound. The article doesn't say where they're aimed at, nor who's doing the shooting.

W...X...V...Y...Z!

Who do I talk to about this? I want to change the alphabet, so the letter "V" is moved past the letter "X" and before "Y." I just think it'd be a lot better there.

It's still Friday where I am...

And it's on the tip of my fingers...like the tip of my tongue, only in a different analogy for the digital age. Funny thing that phrase, "tip of the tongue." Since, if you lost your lips, the tongue would be nothing more than a piece of muscular flesh behind your teeth. You might still be able to talk, but you'd have a hard as fuck time makin' words, I'll tell you what.

Tonite, Friday's just a simple broker, a Weekday with a deal. You keep your fingers, your lips, and your tongue, and tell good stories with 'em. You, put yourself in the place where things happen to you, so you have something good to tell. Whaddaya think? Sound like a bargain?

Happy Friday
-Tsunami-

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Creeeeeek.

*moments pass*

Tap, tap, tap...

Phsssst.

"Aaaah."

*Feedback from a microphone is quickly cut off*

"Testing...testing...one, two...testing"

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